As seen on 7 Days, Australia's Most Wanted comedian Chopper is fizzing at the bumhole to be back in NZ for his biggest tour to date, and this time, he's brought a big pad of paper with your name on it.
Some people have a shopping list. Some have a To-Do list. Chopper has a Shitlist. It's like Santa's naughty and nice list; but with more sack, and no one is getting toys.
Restaurant serves your dinner cold. Put it on the Shitlist. The word ‘chillax’. Shitlist. Friend stabbed you. Shitlist. Just saw a romantic comedy you didn’t like... well maybe put yourself on the shitlist for that one, what did you expect?
From the Ten Commandments to the Top 40 charts, history is littered with lists, but nobody's done a list like Chopper because sometimes when you get angry, you have to get organised.
Think of it as like a bucket list, well it rhymes with 'bucket' anyway. Everybody has a shitlist. What’s on yours?
As Chopper tours the country, every night in every city a new shitlist will be created and posted online. So, put it on your To Do list, just above laughing your ass off.
Easily the best list since Schindler's.
Are you a hard bastard? For all Chopper merchandise including DVDs and T-shirts, go to www.laughingstock.com.au