Oil your chains, buckle your collars and gussy your ball gags, folks -
it's Naked Girls Reading: The Nelson Premiere!
After sold-out shows in Wellington and Christchurch, we are practically tearing off our clothes with excitement to be finally making our Nelson debut this February at Ghost Light Theatre. To mark the occasion, we'll be bringing you one of our most popular themes yet - smut! It's sure to be a slutty, sordid, scholarly and thoroughly sadistic affair - an intellectual adventure in fetish exhibitionism unlike any other.
Naked Girls Reading is exactly what is sounds like - completely naked women reading literature aloud. It's a sexy book club, a sapphic slumber party, a sumptuous and scandalous event sure to arouse, educate and entertain all at once. Come along to experience the ancient and beautiful art of storytelling - and also, you know, boobs.
Hosted by the adorable Hugo Grrrl: Drag King.
Cast to be announced!
These unclad, clever ladies have picked their favourite bits of iconic smutty literature to recite for you. Expect excerpts of everything kinky and from The Happy Hooker to Lolita, Fifty Shades to Pablo Neruda, the Song of Solomon to the ethics of modern pornography. Perhaps even a few handy sex tips here and there! We’ll be sauntering through the literary landscape of all things kinky in an evening. It’s a night not to be missed.
And don’t forget to try our special Naked Girls drink deal - the ‘Spit or Swallow’! (Careful, we’ve heard it’s quite bitter.)
Just $22 on Eventfinda.
Limited door sales available.
The main event will be followed by cocktails and conversation - so stick around, chat to the cast and perhaps do some reading of your own.
And remember, you can’t spell ‘literature’ without ‘t’ and ‘a’!
Please note that latecomers will not be admitted.
Graphic design by Pip Clark and Caleb McNabb.
Photography by Arc Images.
Poster girl: Twyla DeVille.
Produced by Hugo & Co.