“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”
“It’s October third.”
Boo, you wh*re.
Get in, loser! On this year’s official Mean Girls Day, join our all-star cast of fugly sluts, gap-toothed b*tches and big fat lesbian crushes for a fetch as fuck drag show inspired by the bitchiest cult classic around.
Like, everyone’s gunna be there. Damien, Janis, Coach Carr, Kevin G, Cady and, of course, The Plastics. It’s gunna be tastier than your all carb diet, phatter than Bethany Byrd’s wide set vagina and, without a doubt, too gay to function.
Oh, and on Wednesdays, we wear pink. So don your pink attire, hoop earrings and big hair (it’s full of secrets) and you could snatch yourself a totally cute best dressed prize.
And we’re sorry that people are so jealous of us. But we can't help it that we’re popular. Tickets are, like, going fast or whatever. So get them online, okay? Starting from just $15 on Eventfinda.
This time, you can sit with us. But please note seats are not allocated so please arrive early to nab a good vantage point. Late comers may not be admitted and door sales are cash only.
Produced by Hugo Grrrl (a grotsky little byotch) and Gingerella (a cool Mom).
So, you can go shave your back now.
Graphic design by Pip Clark.
© Hugo Grrrl 2016